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Created on 2005-08-04 18:10:53 (#7930082), last updated 2005-10-04

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Name:	eh, it's the ronze!
Birthdate:	08-19
Location:	Farmingdale, New York, United States
Website:	http://www.dirtysunshine.com

Bio

About me!

My name is Kristin & I am 15 years old. I go to Kellenberg Memorial Highschool in Uniondale. I'm not the easiest person to get along with (if you're a complete slut/idiot/prep thing). I don't label, I just call them as I see them. The best part about me is, I don't beat around the bush. If I don't like you, I have no problem letting you know. I absolutely LOVE art, in all forms. I especially love drawing, painting, writing, photography, and fashion. Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol & Basquiat are my favorite artists ever. I love music. It's my life! I think Jello Biafra should own the world, or at least be president. If I don't see the broadway play "Jewtopia" before I die, my life will obviously amount to nothing. Movies are my anti-drug, too. Anything by Quentin Tarantino makes me orgasm all over myself because he's so amazing. "I've got Madonna's big dick comin' outta my left ear, & Toby the jap's I dunno what comin' outta my right!" I have a sick obsession with David Bowie, Conan O'Brien, Steve Buscemi, Ben Folds, & Frank Sinatra, except the Sinatra obsession has turned into something so much more because he is amazing, & is defintiely related to Jesus in some way. I hate almost all sports but adore lacrosse. My coach calls me a "lacrosse stud", which is weird because studs are guys. Surfing is cool too, but I play lacrosse a lot more. I still watch Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, & the Disney Channel without shame. The Fairly Odd Parents makes me incredibly happy. So does Catscratch, & all the old nicktoons of course (Rocko's Modern Life, OH YEA! cartoons, Kablaam!, Action League, NOW!...) The new comedy central show, "STELLA", has basically taken over my life. Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, & David Wain, are my heroes. RENO 911! makes me very happy too, but not as much as STELLA. "I wanna find me a woman! A smart, sexy woman...with big ovaries! And fallopian tubes!" I have the loveliest boyfriend ever & his name is Patrick! I liked him FOREVER but was too pussy to tell him until about 10 months ago at a carnival! He's prettier than you AND your boyfriend, so shut yo mouths. My best friend's name is Hannah, & everyone says we look alike. We always have sleepovers & act very immature during them. We play with legos and barbies, & eat way too much candy. We make barbie pornos, too. We have the weirdest AIM conversations about absolutely nothing, but it's always the highlight of the day. She's a gay male transvestite trapped in a girl's body, I'm a gay man trapped in a girls body. Obviously, we're an amazing match. So if you're still reading this, let's be friends!

Loves!

FRANK SINATRA, Stella, Ben Folds, Reno 911!, Ali G!, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, Tony Soprano, Jerry Seinfeld, Kramer!, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol, Salvador Dali, Sid Vicious, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Sketch Comedy, Fashion, Photography, Dave Eggers, David Sedaris, Tim Robbins, Rodney Dangerfield, Kelly Slater, acting like a little kid, sidewalk chalk, head banging & doing air guitar with Hannah in my backyard at 11 at night, building tents out of blankets & couches, CRIPPLE KEN & THE PUNK ASS BITCHES OF 92!!, home made barbie pornos, decorating for Christmas, Hot chocolate, Fall and Winter, singing & dancing to "Nice 'n' Easy" in my room when no one's there, & of course, my lovely boyfriend Patrick<3333

Hates!

Phonies, Racists, Nazis, Neo-Nazis, Nazi Punks, Commies, Scenesters (& scene kids), Emo/screamo bitches, People who think that Dashboard Confessional "understands them" (Fuck you, because they're making millions off of you & your parents' money & they don't give a SHIT about you & you're stupid problems like your skateboard breaking), Wanna-bes, Hot Topic, The new Blink 182, & VaGina LOLOLOL

Music!

aerosmith, aladdin sane, arcade fire, at the drive in, beck, ben folds, ben folds five,bjork, black lights, cat power, david bowie, dead kennedys, dean martin, death cab for cutie, elliott smith, fatboy slim, frank sinatra, franz ferdinand, george harrison, interpol, john lennon, mick jagger, paul maccartney, pink floyd, powerman 5000, public enemy, radiohead, ringo star, rufus wainwright, sammy davis jr, scary monsters, sex pistols, sharks keep moving, sid vicious, sonic youth, sting, sugarhill gang, taking heads, the doors, the police, the rat pack, the rolling stones, the shins, the spiders from mars, the unicorns, the white stripes, they might be giants, thin white duke, tilly and the wall, weezer, weird al yankovic, yeah yeah yeahs, ziggy stardust.

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THIS IS HANNAH SHE'S MY BIFFEL4LYFE YO

Frank Swoonatra

all of me, why not take all of me? can't you see i'm no good without you? take my lips, i wanna lose them. take my arms, i'll never use them. your goodbye left me with eyes that cry, how can i go on here without you? YOU TOOK THE PART THAT ONCE WAS MY HEART, WHY NOT TAKE ALL OF ME?

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MOUNTAIN MAN: these woods are quite beautiful.
DAVID: like boobs?
MOUNTAIN MAN: but they can also be dangerous.
MICHAEL: like fire boobs?

WATCH STELLA. IT IS SCRUMTRALESCENT!!